Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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