how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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