Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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