Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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