shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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