that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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