Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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