I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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