Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
i think my cat just said my name.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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