i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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