His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
