I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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