dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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