I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You may now shotgun with the bride
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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