Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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