Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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