youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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