this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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