I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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