You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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