This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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