you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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