dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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