so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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