Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
