Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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