We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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