I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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