this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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