is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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