I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Randomize
