Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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