I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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