so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
