you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Still dying that you shit outside
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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