Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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