that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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