haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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