Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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