how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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