we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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