you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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