How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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