thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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