David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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