I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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