Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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