she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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