i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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