Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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