Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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