Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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