this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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