I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
one might say we're banned from that church
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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