question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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