I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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