when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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